Sorry i missed some days but i was busy so i am going to do those missed jokes today!
Babysitter: Knock knock
kid: Who’s there?
Babysitter: Little old lady
Kid: Little old lady who?
Babysitter: I didn’t know you yodeled!
Q. Why don’t ghosts like to get wet?
A. Because it dampens there spirits!
Babysitter: What has a foot but cant walk?
Kid: i don’t know?
Babysitter: A ruler!
I hope all three jokes are funny to the kids!